So I’m going through all the seasons of Star Trek The Next Generation because my nerdyness knows no bounds. Season 4 just finished downloading. By January i should be done.
“Are you on your third beer of the evening?”
“Does whiskey count as beer?”
I’m watching “Marge vs. The Monorail” right now cause I can’t sleep. The Simpsons were so good when Conan O’Brien produced and wrote. Phil Hartman was on almost every episode back then. Now it’s shit. Always helps me sleep though. I thinks it’s the way they’re drawn. Futurama does the same. It’s kicking in. Time for sleep.
I feel like Samson.
I also got this. It’s pretty much a greatest hits from 1973 to 1980. He has so many records. Some are crazy shit and some are beautiful in a 5 packs a day kind of way. I’m trying to narrow down the time frame in which he lost his mind without listening to all 4 gigabytes of music he has recorded. There’s a record with William Burroughs that I’m gonna steal at as soon as I can find some reliable Internet.
I bought CDs from a store today for the first time in years today. I’ve been looking for this record for a long time so I finally broke down and paid for it. The Internet doesn’t have it anywhere. It’s the 8 Track thats playing in the car when Elwood picks up Jake from prison at the beginning of The Blues Brothers. So good.
So I’m standing behind my bar at 5 in the morning by myself blogging. This is gang rape central this late at night. I’ve got my laptop and my fancy phone and a wallet full of twenties.(cause i’m ballin) Am I that creepy lurker that you hurry to your car because of? I think I’m delirious on a’count of all that brain numbing techno I heard all night. I’m going to the lady friends house to watch futurama and spoon her purty butt. That is, if her doors are unlocked.
This is what I’ve done for the past three hours. I’m waiting on some kind of boogie fest to start at nine. -Sold two beers
-Smoked nine cigarettes
-Downloaded eleven records
-Watched four sitcoms
-Listened to three chapters of World War Z
-Heard Will Smith say “I gots to get me one of deez!” six times
(via coldbeerandcigarettes)
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